Somebody like Naomi Campbell who’s got a laundry list of legal issues concerning attacking people with jewel-encrusted cellphones certainly has to be great in bed. Where I came up with the conclusion, I most have no idea. But if she’s wild enough to take a blow at her housekeeper, her driver, a cop, and her assistant (basically her whole fucking entourage), she’s most likely wild enough to give in to hard, bondage-heavy sex.

Anyway, here’s Naomi Campbell sashaying her cunt off and looking drunk enough to take a whack her dance partner with a champagne bottle. No matter what bad thing you hear about her, Naomi Campbell still manages to attract a large fanbase of aroused men in her wake. It’s probably with the same abandon she has going on here that she fails to notice a sneaky paparazzo taking the money shot with her exposed beaver from one floor below. It’s good advertisement for Naomi if she’s looking for a quick fuck with a dude who’s a bit iffy about the struggling-with-the-panties part of a quickie behind the bar counter.

But despite all the bad press she’s gotten, Naomi Campbell is still a quality skank who loves flashing her vagina, so that definitely counts as something. When all that’s left to do is ram your cock up Naomi’s panty-less pussy, you’re already safe from getting scratched in the face for the wrong reasons.