Posts Tagged ‘Hollywood’

Dita Von Teese’s sideboobs make everything better

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Dita Von Teese

We can always thank Dita Von Teese to supply us with a fresh batch of cleavage whenever Hollywood starts running dry on the titty exposures. Granted, Hollywood will never fully run out of sluts, but it makes me feel comfortable knowing Dita Von Teese is fully devoted to showing skin. Her appearances even add an interesting flavor with her fetish for the burlesque and 50’s fashion; anybody wanting a more exotic chick to jack off to always has Dita to aim their load at.

Dita Von Teese

Even utterly stupid events like this wine-tasting hoopla or some shit should thank Dita Von Teese’s burlesque titties for making the gathering more interesting. Naturally, all eyes went from staring braindead at the sad display of wine bottles to lighting up at Von Teese’s tasty sideboobs. I wouldn’t know if the event actually profited from her appearance, but I know for sure a lot of dicks there profited from it by taking these pictures of Dita Von Teese’s sideboobs home with them and making them all sticky with their jizz.

Dita Von Teese

You can also take home images of Dita Von Teese wearing much less than what she had in the event; we have more pictures of Dita Von Teese past the link, and most of them have more skin and less teasing.

Heidi Montag wetting her titties in the open

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

Heidi Montag

Oh man, Heidi Montag is giving me a bad case of the stiffies right now, and it’s making me feel all scared. Any mention of this famewhoring Z-lister on my duty would’ve ruined my day, but seeing Heidi Montag wetting her plastic tits in the water is making me do a double take. All of a sudden, my cock is responding to her jugs like it does to my private fuck doll (possibly because they’re from the same factory in China), and I’m willing to bury her face in pillows while I fuck the living stuffing out of her vagina.

Heidi Montag

Yeah, sure, these pictures of Heidi Montag in a bikini are nothing but a cheap publicity stunt, but she’s doing it properly alright. I mean, letting out your boobies and dipping it in seafoam? If it’s not giving you images of spraying your white, frothy cum all over her silicone melons, you’re either gay or lacking in creative imagination.

Heidi Montag

Not me though. For now, I’ll lay the hate on Heidi Montag to rest and pick up my cock at her hot topless bikini pictures.

Karen Mulder’s tits are still good to go

Thursday, September 9th, 2010

Karen Mulder

Karen Mulder proves that former supermodels will never run out of chances to flaunt what they’ve got, no matter the occasion. Here’s the hot Dutch ex-model hanging out on a yacht with her tits out and showing the paparazzi she’s still got the firm, sexy boobies to attract guys from all over.

Karen Mulder

By the way, who the fuck is the paparazzo who got lucky in the middle of the ocean and caught a few pictures of Karen Mulder’s tits? Yeah, well ok, the yacht's probably docked somewhere we can’t see, but kudos to him that we get to fap off to this hot babe’s MILF tits.

Karen Mulder

And where is this flipping loveboat? I want to get on too and motorboat my way to Karen Mulder, not to mention all the other hot chicks huddling close to her mama melons. Karen Mulder’s titty pictures need a bad spanking from us guys and a good dash of cum, yeah?

Lindsay Lohan’s jail-free tits are out

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Lindsay Lohan

I’m torn between seeing Lindsay Lohan fully sobering up and just letting her be the hot mess she is. But after seeing Lindsay Lohan stepping out in a seethrough top the other day and giving fodder for my fapping habits, I’m leaning more to seeing the slut screw up her life, if it means seeing the hot freckles on her tits more often.

Lindsay Lohan

You can’t help but be sorry for the chick, who was once the next promising thing. Now, all she’s got are two fame hungry whores for parents sniffing out her coke residues, several checks in and out of rehab, and film projects in her name being pulled out left and right. At this low point in her life, Lindsay has nothing to lose now by showing us more titty sightings and leaving us with a happier picture, if only for just a few, fap-heavy minutes.

Lindsay Lohan

While we wait for her entry into the porn business, let’s take a look back more of Lindsay Lohan’s seethrough moments and titty exposures.

Rihanna’s rebellious seethrough tits

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Rihanna

What a rebelle fleur indeed. Of course, this isn’t the only time we see Rihanna’s tits peering out of her non-clothes, but you’ve got to be thankful Hollywood has these ‘artistic’ non-conformists to fill the streets daily with fresh boob sightings.

Rihanna

I guess Rihanna realized the grave grammatical error in her new tat, which is why she’s doing everything she can to lead our gazes from it with her Rated R titties. And she’s doing it just fine. One look at those delicious pair of tits sheltered behind her sheer funeral bib black top and horrid tattoo errors are gone from your head and replaced with nothing but slipping your cock in between those fine titties of hers. Hell, if she really wanted to be rebellious, she should rip the stupid top off and have rough, wild sex with all the guys in town. She should have enough cumstains caking her body by then to cover up the ink in her neck, so it’s win-win.

Rihanna

Even if Rihanna’s done some odd decisions lately, like sinking her hair in strawberry Kool-Aid or hiring a tattoo artist who apparently dropped out of Basic French, you know she will always save the day with her topless titty pictures ready to cover up.