Posts Tagged ‘Lindsay Lohan’

Lindsay Lohan’s jail-free tits are out

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Lindsay Lohan

I’m torn between seeing Lindsay Lohan fully sobering up and just letting her be the hot mess she is. But after seeing Lindsay Lohan stepping out in a seethrough top the other day and giving fodder for my fapping habits, I’m leaning more to seeing the slut screw up her life, if it means seeing the hot freckles on her tits more often.

Lindsay Lohan

You can’t help but be sorry for the chick, who was once the next promising thing. Now, all she’s got are two fame hungry whores for parents sniffing out her coke residues, several checks in and out of rehab, and film projects in her name being pulled out left and right. At this low point in her life, Lindsay has nothing to lose now by showing us more titty sightings and leaving us with a happier picture, if only for just a few, fap-heavy minutes.

Lindsay Lohan

While we wait for her entry into the porn business, let’s take a look back more of Lindsay Lohan’s seethrough moments and titty exposures.

Lindsay Lohan’s sideboobs are going to jail

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

4

Now that everyone’s favorite little cokeslut is going to jail for 90 days, that also means that Lindsay Lohan’s sideboobs right here is going too. So as much as we are rejoicing for Lindsay Lohan’s ass to be locked up for a while, I have to admit I will miss seeing her endless tirade of panty upskirts and nipple slips.

u,m

Because let’s face it, even if she’s a trainwreck, Lindsay Lohan’s juicy tits gives me an instant boner. I wonder how she’ll spend those 90 days in the chokey. Given this freckled slut’s reputation as a lesbian, let’s not be too quick to conclude she’s going to have a hell of a hard time. For all we know, it’s a lesbian fuck party in the making. Think about all those chicks there who haven’t gotten a cock in their hungry pussies for a long time now. Lindsay Lohan’s pussy is what those horny jailbirds need at the moment and vice-versa.

1

Hollywood babes side boob pics

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Miranda Kerr side boob

Miranda Kerr and Petra Nemcova because they are models. Lindsay Lohan, though she doesn’t have a career as of the moment, because she’s not a fan of bras. Oh, I’m talking about Hollywood hotties who have a lot of side boob pics, and why that is. These three tops my list, because their tits, no matter what size, arouse me. And they are generous enough to flaunt them, even just from the side.

Petra Nemcova side boob

Perhaps to tease men, or lesbians (hello, Lindsay), these hotties are fans of dresses or tops which are sort of loose at the sleeves, or at the sides, revealing a nice picture of what their breasts look like. Petra’s racks are perfectly shaped, you just want to hold them or play them with your tongue. Miranda’s, though small for my taste, are lickable as well. Lindsay’s tits, are a bit droopy but if she just eat a little more, I’m sure they will be perfect too. Hah.

Lindsay Lohan side boob

Anyway, enough about my fantasies. Drop by here to check out more side boob pics of your favorite Hollywood celebrities!