Posts Tagged ‘naked’
Thursday, November 4th, 2010
Here is one sight we don’t see often: playboy bunnies not clad in skimpy swimsuits. But of course, leave it to them to keep the long gown parades highly amusing for us male species. Presenting, 1997’s Playboy Playmate of the Year, Victoria Silvstedt.
This Swedish native makes it easier for us sleazebags to daydream about fucking her all night long as she teases with the backless shiny gown she wore to a red carpet event. Add to that the peek-a-boo show of her 35” hooters. My dick is just dying to come out for a breath of fresh air as I scroll to these naked pictures of Victoria Silvstedt. She is one hot momma, with a baboon for an ex-husband, who is just too freaking scared of her modeling career. Well, if I had her for a wife I would be too. Except, nah, I wouldn’t really care, as long as I get to fuck that ass every night, I’m good.
And bang her ass, lick her pussy and cum on those juicy bazongas is what I’m gonna do. I know you’d want some of that hot action too, so go ahead and fill your wet dreams with these yummy boob-flash pictures of her.
Tags: blonde, boobies, breasts, celebrity, model, naked, paparazzi pictures, Playboy, sideboobs, tits, Victoria Silvstedt
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Thursday, September 30th, 2010
Somebody like Naomi Campbell who’s got a laundry list of legal issues concerning attacking people with jewel-encrusted cellphones certainly has to be great in bed. Where I came up with the conclusion, I most have no idea. But if she’s wild enough to take a right hook at her housekeeper, her driver, a cop, and her assistant (basically her whole fucking entourage), she’s most likely wild enough to give in to hard, bondage-heavy sex.
Anyway, here’s Naomi Campbell sashaying her cunt off and looking drunk enough to take a whack her dance partner with a champagne bottle. No matter what bad thing you hear about her, Naomi Campbell still manages to attract a large fanbase of horny men in her wake. It’s probably with the same abandon she has going on here that she fails to notice a sneaky paparazzo taking the money shot with her exposed beaver from one floor below. It’s good advertisement for Naomi if she’s looking for a quick fuck with a guy who’s a bit iffy about the struggling-with-the-panties part of a quickie behind the bar counter.
But despite all the bad press she’s gotten, Naomi Campbell is still a quality skank who loves flashing her vagina, so that definitely counts as something. When all that’s left to do is push your cock up Naomi’s panty-less pussy, you’re already safe from getting scratched in the face for the wrong reasons.
Tags: beaver shot, celebrities, cunt, Hollywood, models, naked, Naomi Campbell, paparazzi, pictures, pussy, upskirt, vagina
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Thursday, September 9th, 2010
Karen Mulder proves that former supermodels will never run out of chances to flaunt what they’ve got, no matter the occasion. Here’s the hot Dutch ex-model hanging out on a yacht with her tits out and showing the paparazzi she’s still got the firm, sexy boobies to attract guys from all over.
By the way, who the fuck is the paparazzo who got lucky in the middle of the ocean and caught a few pictures of Karen Mulder’s tits? Yeah, well ok, the yacht's probably docked somewhere we can’t see, but kudos to him that we get to fap off to this hot babe’s MILF tits.
And where is this flipping loveboat? I want to get on too and motorboat my way to Karen Mulder, not to mention all the other hot chicks huddling close to her mama melons. Karen Mulder’s titty pictures need a bad spanking from us guys and a good dash of cum, yeah?
Tags: boobies, celebrities, Dutch model, Hollywood, Karen Mulder, MILFs, models, naked, pictures, tits, topless pictures
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Wednesday, September 1st, 2010
I’m torn between seeing Lindsay Lohan fully sobering up and just letting her be the hot mess she is. But after seeing Lindsay Lohan stepping out in a seethrough top the other day and giving fodder for my fapping habits, I’m leaning more to seeing the slut screw up her life, if it means seeing the hot freckles on her tits more often.
You can’t help but be sorry for the chick, who was once the next promising thing. Now, all she’s got are two fame hungry whores for parents sniffing out her coke residues, several checks in and out of rehab, and film projects in her name being pulled out left and right. At this low point in her life, Lindsay has nothing to lose now by showing us more titty sightings and leaving us with a happier picture, if only for just a few, fap-heavy minutes.
While we wait for her entry into the porn business, let’s take a look back more of Lindsay Lohan’s seethrough moments and titty exposures.
Tags: boobs, celebrities, Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan, naked, pictures, seethrough, tits
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Thursday, August 19th, 2010
What a rebelle fleur indeed. Of course, this isn’t the only time we see Rihanna’s tits peering out of her non-clothes, but you’ve got to be thankful Hollywood has these ‘artistic’ non-conformists to fill the streets daily with fresh boob sightings.
I guess Rihanna realized the grave grammatical error in her new tat, which is why she’s doing everything she can to lead our gazes from it with her Rated R titties. And she’s doing it just fine. One look at those delicious pair of tits sheltered behind her sheer funeral bib black top and horrid tattoo errors are gone from your head and replaced with nothing but slipping your cock in between those fine titties of hers. Hell, if she really wanted to be rebellious, she should rip the stupid top off and have rough, wild sex with all the guys in town. She should have enough cumstains caking her body by then to cover up the ink in her neck, so it’s win-win.
Even if Rihanna’s done some odd decisions lately, like sinking her hair in strawberry Kool-Aid or hiring a tattoo artist who apparently dropped out of Basic French, you know she will always save the day with her topless titty pictures ready to cover up.
Tags: boobs, celebrity, Hollywood, naked, paparazzi, pictures, Rated R, rebelle fleur, Rihanna, seethrough, tattoo, tits
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Thursday, August 12th, 2010
What can I say, Lady Gaga’s naked pursuits simply best everyone else in Hollywood when it comes to crazy exposures and naked crowd surfing orgies. Wait, what?
Yeah, that’s right. At the 2010 Lollapalooza Festival in Chicago last Friday, Lady Gaga came up on stage with Semi-Precious Weapons in a flipping fishnet suit with only two glittering stars preventing her boobies from going completely naked. The Fame Monster got into some frenzied bacchanalian seizure on stage (probably from snorting an extra heavy line of powdered Christmas baubles or some shit the night previously) and leapt on to the tight crowd’s waving arms. Lady Gaga never surfed far off into the audience because security immediately dragged her ass back onstage. Shit was awesome while it lasted, and Lady Gaga probably orgasmed from all the rough perverts who felt her plainly exposed titties while she was doing her whim-of-the-moment BS in their hands.
Now let’s say it all together: too easy, Lady Gaga. The paparazzi must have prayed extra hard to the god of stalking to have been given Lady Gaga and her naked gambols in the streets of Hollywood and onstage. If she weren’t surrounded by her guards all the time, she’d probably fuck a parking meter in her lobster headpiece and call that shit art. She’s both a sight that causes multi-colored unicorn hallucinations and an uncontrollable stiffness in the cock area, so thank you Lady Gaga, you make it too easy.
Tags: celebrity, crowd surfing, Fame Monster, Lady Gaga, Lollapalooza, naked, pictures, seethrough, Semi-Precious Weapons, tits, topless
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Thursday, August 5th, 2010
So underneath all the extraterrestrial costumes, the cigarette shades, the galaxy-inspired gowns, the frigging lobster headpiece, and every other fashion BS known to man, Lady Gaga is, after all, prone to human, dirty slip ups. In a sexy pool wrestling match with some of her slaves, Lady Gaga was spotted with a precious nipple dangling from her upset bikini top while she had her vagina clamped around the back of her boyfriend’s neck. That tit has probably been hallucinating far too long from all the polyester and fucked up fabric they’ve been draped with whenever Lady Gaga steps outside to rattle the public with her alien attire.
I wouldn’t deem seeing Lady Gaga’s nipslip as sexy as seeing Angelina Jolie’s bondage pics or Olivia Munn’s freckly boobs, but if these nude pictures of Lady Gaga make you cum in your seat, then be my guest and flip your boners out of your pants already. But then again, Lady Gaga has one of the nicer looking jugs around Hollywood… if only she stopped wearing her neighbor’s discarded old christmas tree decors and wore something to bring out her sexy, slutty curves once in a while, then I’d probably have spilled more cum over her than the other more daring celebrity hos out there.
Tags: bikini, celebrity, Lady Gaga, naked, nipslip, pictures
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Wednesday, May 19th, 2010
Holy pepperoni tits! Check out the huge nipples on this bitch. I haven’t seen nipples as big as that since the time I was breastfeeding on my mother’s tits but I was a tiny motherfucker so everything looks big at that time. But forget that shit, I’m talking about Teri Weigel’s huge-ass tits man!
Tell me you don’t think of breastfeeding when you look at those juicy funbags? These Teri Weigel’s leaked topless pics were hacked by some horny bastard from her celphone. The thing you can do with technology huh? But more importantly, the thing you can do with a good ol’ bottle of lotion. Wink. Wink.
Tags: celebrity, naked, nipples, pics, Teri Weigel, Teri Weigel leaked pics, tits, topless
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Saturday, May 15th, 2010
Like any other celebwhore with a knack for self-whoring, Tess Taylor Arlington has thought of a brilliant idea on how to extend her fifteen minutes of fame. Seen here in these leaked topless pics is Tess Taylor Arlington topless while smoking a bong. Can you see how juicy her Tess Taylor ’s tits are? The best part is they don’t look fake at all!
Damn this naughty bitch knows how to communicate well with my dick. I swear if she keeps playing this game, she might end up in the number one spot in my Christmas list.
Tags: naked, scandal, Tess Taylor Arlington, Topless Pics
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