Posts Tagged ‘pictures’

Karissa Shannon’s meaty pussy bulge

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Karissa Shannon

There’s nothing more pleasing to the cock than a slutty Playboy model bent over and showing us a nice pussy angle. These lewd bikini pics of Karissa Shannon are already enough, but what could have set the fireworks off were if her tasty twin sister Kristina showed off her pussy bulge too. Well, we can’t have everything, but again, Karissa Shannon is good enough already.

Karissa Shannon

And Karissa Shannon is slutty enough to skip the useless paparazzi pictures and lead us to where the goods are at. That’s one meaty cameltoe bulging from her pink bikini that I’m tempted to reach out and pluck like I’m picking some nasty forbidden fruit.

Karissa Shannon

I bet if I tricked Karissa’s idiot boyfriend to leave for a good hour or so, I’d find a wet and throbbing pussy waiting for me inside that hot bikini Karissa Shannon is wearing. Every man deserves to rub one out at the sight of this hot chick’s cameltoe pictures, and even rub the quivering cunt hidden from sight. I know Karissa is willing to get your dick slid up her tasty cunt, since she’s already propped up and bent over like an obedient slut, and all you need to do is check her out.

Rihanna’s rebellious seethrough tits

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Rihanna

What a rebelle fleur indeed. Of course, this isn’t the only time we see Rihanna’s tits peering out of her non-clothes, but you’ve got to be thankful Hollywood has these ‘artistic’ non-conformists to fill the streets daily with fresh boob sightings.

Rihanna

I guess Rihanna realized the grave grammatical error in her new tat, which is why she’s doing everything she can to lead our gazes from it with her Rated R titties. And she’s doing it just fine. One look at those delicious pair of tits sheltered behind her sheer funeral bib black top and horrid tattoo errors are gone from your head and replaced with nothing but slipping your cock in between those fine titties of hers. Hell, if she really wanted to be rebellious, she should rip the stupid top off and have rough, wild sex with all the guys in town. She should have enough cumstains caking her body by then to cover up the ink in her neck, so it’s win-win.

Rihanna

Even if Rihanna’s done some odd decisions lately, like sinking her hair in strawberry Kool-Aid or hiring a tattoo artist who apparently dropped out of Basic French, you know she will always save the day with her topless titty pictures ready to cover up.

Lady Gaga dives tit-first into a crowd

Thursday, August 12th, 2010

Lady Gaga

What can I say, Lady Gaga’s naked pursuits simply best everyone else in Hollywood when it comes to crazy exposures and naked crowd surfing orgies. Wait, what?

Lady Gaga

Yeah, that’s right. At the 2010 Lollapalooza Festival in Chicago last Friday, Lady Gaga came up on stage with Semi-Precious Weapons in a flipping fishnet suit with only two glittering stars preventing her boobies from going completely naked. The Fame Monster got into some frenzied bacchanalian seizure on stage (probably from snorting an extra heavy line of powdered Christmas baubles or some shit the night previously) and leapt on to the tight crowd’s waving arms. Lady Gaga never surfed far off into the audience because security immediately dragged her ass back onstage. Shit was awesome while it lasted, and Lady Gaga probably orgasmed from all the rough perverts who felt her plainly exposed titties while she was doing her whim-of-the-moment BS in their hands.

Lady Gaga

Now let’s say it all together: too easy, Lady Gaga. The paparazzi must have prayed extra hard to the god of stalking to have been given Lady Gaga and her naked gambols in the streets of Hollywood and onstage. If she weren’t surrounded by her guards all the time, she’d probably fuck a parking meter in her lobster headpiece and call that shit art. She’s both a sight that causes multi-colored unicorn hallucinations and an uncontrollable stiffness in the cock area, so thank you Lady Gaga, you make it too easy.

Lady Gaga’s tits wrestled out of hiding

Thursday, August 5th, 2010

Lady Gaga

So underneath all the extraterrestrial costumes, the cigarette shades, the galaxy-inspired gowns, the frigging lobster headpiece, and every other fashion BS known to man, Lady Gaga is, after all, prone to human, dirty slip ups. In a sexy pool wrestling match with some of her slaves, Lady Gaga was spotted with a precious nipple dangling from her upset bikini top while she had her vagina clamped around the back of her boyfriend’s neck. That tit has probably been hallucinating far too long from all the polyester and fucked up fabric they’ve been draped with whenever Lady Gaga steps outside to rattle the public with her alien attire.

Lady Gaga

I wouldn’t deem seeing Lady Gaga’s nipslip as sexy as seeing Angelina Jolie’s bondage pics or Olivia Munn’s freckly boobs, but if these nude pictures of Lady Gaga make you cum in your seat, then be my guest and flip your boners out of your pants already. But then again, Lady Gaga has one of the nicer looking jugs around Hollywood… if only she stopped wearing her neighbor’s discarded old christmas tree decors and wore something to bring out her sexy, slutty curves once in a while, then I’d probably have spilled more cum over her than the other more daring celebrity hos out there.

Lady Gaga