We can always thank Dita Von Teese to supply us with a fresh batch of cleavage whenever Hollywood starts running dry on the titty exposures. Granted, Hollywood will never fully run out of sluts, but it makes me feel comfortable knowing Dita Von Teese is fully devoted to showing skin. Her appearances even add an interesting flavor with her fetish for the burlesque and 50’s fashion; anybody wanting a more exotic chick to jack off to always has Dita to aim their load at.

Even utterly stupid events like this wine-tasting hoopla or some shit should thank Dita Von Teese’s burlesque titties for making the gathering more interesting. Naturally, all eyes went from staring braindead at the sad display of wine bottles to lighting up at Von Teese’s tasty sideboobs. I wouldn’t know if the event actually profited from her appearance, but I know for sure a lot of dicks there profited from it by taking these pictures of Dita Von Teese’s sideboobs home with them and making them all sticky with their jizz.

You can also take home images of Dita Von Teese wearing much less than what she had in the event; we have more pictures of Dita Von Teese past the link, and most of them have more skin and less teasing.